Cliche! Challenge

[Idril]

Challenge rules:
You need to make this story as cliched as possible. and I mean CLICHED. You need to incorporate at least one of the following into your story:

*Time turners
*Hermione being saved from rape by Remus
*Hermione being bitten by a werewolf and becoming one herself.
*Hermione being forced into Remus' care
*Hermione becoming a teacher at hogwarts
etc.
Draco Malfoy needs to be in the story, either as the baddie or the understanding friend who happens to be gay.
Needs to have Remus being emotionally torn aabout being older than her or telling her he's a werewolf (in the case of timeturner fics).

Bonus Points if:
*Sirius is magically retrieved from the veil
*Hermione comes up with a cure for Lycanthropy
*Hermione has previously been out with ron
*You mention something about how Hermione has blossomed from an awkward teenager into a lovely young woman.

*You quote any of the following:
Lord of the Rings
Classic romance novels, e.g Sense and Sensibility

You must make it as original as is possible for a cliched story.

[Heartshapebruise]

Dude thats going to rule. When is it due?

[Idril]

Oh i forgot about that um its due..... ..er......on..the....31st of March??? I think thats an ample amount of time.

[Hinagiku]

31st of March, 2006? Awright